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swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

my mouth tastes of vegetables yet i have only consumed a fuck ton of coffee, a mcchicken sandwich and cheese and onion crisps in the last 24 hrs. 

the dicks is goin on 

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

humorking:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

honestly some tumblr useres have arm hair,i dont want you to feel uncomfortable here :/

thatfunnyblog:

i don’t remember this scene in harry potter

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